The tale of Unbored.co.uk is a long and arduous one, wrought with danger and intrigue. Like all the best stories, this one begins when I was really drunk this one time!

So I won’t tell you that one right now and just tell you what happened as a result!

When I eventually regained conciousness, I first noticed that my curtain was missing. It turned out I was wearing it as a makeshift toga. The second thing I noticed was that my computer was on, and a web page was open…

Only when I called Jonny did I find out what happened. Apparently I had demanded to build a web site in one night, but also that it be blessed by the Vicar, a Rabbi and a Buddhist monk.

I can’t tell you the rest of the story, Pixar currently have the rights to make it into a feature film. That’s two times I’ve not told you anything…

Needless to say, in the meantime, I decided to use this site to better mankind by posting reviews, articles, stories and other objects of general whimsy for your amusement.

Enjoy!